c/Couplememes · by Picasso@sh.itjust.works · 10dTonight 127 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
Clent@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 10d
Why wait for the night? You can fuck where and when you want, it's your house.
Danquebec@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 10d
Children
zarkanian@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 10d
Sounds like yet another reason to not have children.
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml · 0 pts · 9d
Send them out to play and lock the bedroom door? Or just lock the door if you manage to be a bit stealthy? Have a shower?
Worst case you put on a robe. It's not that complicated.
The biggest issue is being too tired, not opportunity.
starik@lemmy.today · 11 pts · 10d
Gotta do it in the dark so God can’t see.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10d
i think their god has xray vision or something, i forget all their superpowers
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10d
The kids are probably off the panel
Zephyr@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 10d
Dude like 90% of the time you're talking it up it ain't like that or just nothing happens.