corporate rule

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6 Comments

Venator@lemmy.nz · 21 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Pfft shareholder value is so 2016, in 2026 we increase EBITDA 😂

deacon@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 8d

They call me the EBITDADDY around the office (they don’t)

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 8d

This is like the 2026 version of the three wolves moon shirt.

ThunderComplex@lemmy.today · 6 pts · 8d

It’s 2026, Daddy be decreasing shareholder value

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d (1 reply)

Ohh. No you didn't!

xylol@leminal.space · 2 pts · 8d

You reminded me of this video from my childhood

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPxOxfOLUyk