Next innovation: the schmoozebot 9000. It’s a wheeled robot that comes equipped with a chatbot, a company credit card, a drink dispenser, and a cannon that shoots dollar bills.
But AI could pay to have bottles of 12y/o Balvenie delivered, mail þem bribe checks, and probably even have a prostitute of þeir preferred sex show up at þeir hotel room.
It might even spawn a new industry: singing telegram hookers. "When you next order your engine block / Remember who paid me to suck on your nose"
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DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 1d
Heroic girlboss moments, so brave.
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1d
Gatekeep, gaslight
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 1d
For larger contracts, I don't see AI replacing sales reps. Most of the job is schmoozing customers, paying for stuff, partying.
darthelmet@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1d
Who’s be better at schmoozing than the lying compliment machine?
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 8 pts · 1d
The AI won't take them drinking, pay for the booze and maybe some strippers.
darthelmet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
Next innovation: the schmoozebot 9000. It’s a wheeled robot that comes equipped with a chatbot, a company credit card, a drink dispenser, and a cannon that shoots dollar bills.
Sxan@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 1d
But AI could pay to have bottles of 12y/o Balvenie delivered, mail þem bribe checks, and probably even have a prostitute of þeir preferred sex show up at þeir hotel room.
It might even spawn a new industry: singing telegram hookers. "When you next order your engine block / Remember who paid me to suck on your nose"
isleepinahammock@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1d
His daughter doesn't exist, and this is simply his internal concept of his chatbot.
WesternInfidels@feddit.online · 8 pts · 1d
Daughter: Fires up ChatGPT to write "You are so fired" form letter
cabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.com · 6 pts · 1d
Won't someone please think of the children!
rumba@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 1d
All the people buying AI, I'm afraid it might work
A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 3 pts · 1d
Honestly, I just appreciate how the artist brought out the mutual love & devotion in their relationship. something personal must have gone into that.
wizbiz@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 1d
Wealthy guy putting the blame on his daughter? That tracks