Bwahaha... Griftonomics - the same old foundation of this disgusting, planet-destroying empire...
Anthropic could be worth $2 trillion when it goes public
https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/08/anthropic-could-be-worth-2-trillion-when-it-goes-public/
https://arstechnica.com/ai/2026/08/anthropic-could-be-worth-2-trillion-when-it-goes-public/
Bwahaha... Griftonomics - the same old foundation of this disgusting, planet-destroying empire...
17 Comments
Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 9d
"valued at"? Maybe.
"worth"? Haha no.
ImgurRefugee114@reddthat.com · 38 pts · 9d
So was bread in Zimbabwe
vapeloki@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 9d
For how long? Until the first fiscal report ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
PhoenixDog@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 8d
Yup. And it'll then tank to about $50
dumnezero@piefed.social · 26 pts · 8d
Could be $2T, could be $2M, could be $2.
cloudy1999@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 8d
Eleventy bajillion.
whaleross@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 9d
"Could be worth" for the first two days until the founders have sold off all their b-stock to "investors" left holding the bag.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 8d
Which considering it would make them defacto indexed, a large part of those "investors" are us.
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 8d
This is so insanely ridiculous. They are barely ahead of open weight models. Maybe three or six months. Anyone that has tried Kimi K3 or Qwen 3.8 Max knows this. Kimi K3 is dominating in front-end work.
The only shot they have at being actually that valuable is if the US government prevents businesses from running anything else than OpenAI, Grok, Meta, or Anthropic.
dovah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8d
Why just businesses? With that much money, these companies could lobby governments to declare open weight models with no guardrails as dangerous tools used by terrorists and force GPU manufacturers to block the models from running. Won't that be fun...
ComradePenguin@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 8d
Sure, there's many ways to use the government to guarantee their success through lobbying
01189998819991197253@infosec.pub · 6 pts · 8d
"Worth"
Cypher@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 9d
I’m gonna short the fuck out of it and have a nice family holiday
AVincentInSpace@pawb.social · 2 pts · 6d
Cannot wait to short sell it
LodeMike@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 5d
"Could"
UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 8d
My dick is worth more
MidnightMarauder@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 8d
A gigantic amount I hear