How true is this (fixed)

They do like to trade off occasionally, though.

Help my demon poop plotter is the idiot.

And it's impossible to tell which is which.

This is like 80% accurate yeah

Not in my experience.

i don't own cats. i have two of them. if anything, they own me.

Nah. Mine where a doddering old man who just wanted food and pets and sleep, and a deranged criminal intent on chasing him around the house and torturing him for her own amusement.