This is why I haven't been happy since I was 15 and realized I couldn't be a cat.
Born to Nya :3, forced to fall in deeper and deeper depression, fail my studies, fail my social life, and actually end up fine enough as a factory floor worker making biscuits.
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job."
15 Comments
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 32 pts · 32d
Bryllyg@piefed.blahaj.zone · 21 pts · 32d
Nya??
thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de · 16 pts · 32d
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 14 pts · 32d
N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 32d
ニャーニャ (Nyānya)
applebusch@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 13 pts · 32d
meow meow >:3
decipher_jeanne@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 32d
This is why I haven't been happy since I was 15 and realized I couldn't be a cat.
Born to Nya :3, forced to fall in deeper and deeper depression, fail my studies, fail my social life, and actually end up fine enough as a factory floor worker making biscuits.
gandalf_der_12te@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 32d
never let them force you to wear pants, never let them force you to not meow meow all day
NOT_RICK@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 32d
When I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur. I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world. I made my arms short and I roamed the backyard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared. Everybody knew me and was afraid of me. And one day my dad said, "Bobby, you are 17. It's time to throw childish things aside," and I said, "Okay, Pop." But he didn't really say that, he said, "Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job."
its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 32d
But Dad he's right. You can't be a dinosaur. It's not possible.
SomGye@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 32d
Literally 1984???
Moxie@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 32d
napz r werk? if kitty no nap den who will? nyaa~ XD
Gonzako@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 32d
I will not allow ya to slander my kitten.
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 31d
you don't must do school and work!1!1 but gosh - it can get annoying over time.
AltheaHunter@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 29d
meow meowwww