c/politicalhumor · by slothrop@lemmy.ca · 12dit wasn't miller time 264 points · 19 comments · view on lemmy.world
19 Comments
ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 27 pts · 12d
It would be worth it to watch the missile hit, and then a cloud of bats gets sucked out of the fuselage
ickplant@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 11d
Hey, now, bats are super important for the environment and do a lot of good. He would burst into a cloud of human feces or something.
ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 11d
We are Dracula Shitbomb
With our title track: cloud of human feces
Cmon, excrement is an important part of the carbon cycle /s
kokesh@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 12d
Does Möbbels travel everywhere with Shitler?
Dultas@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 11d
I'm surprised Wormtongue ever leaves his side.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 11d
Who else is on diaper duty?
Gork@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 12d
This guy has some serious Hitler vibes. It wouldn't surprise me in the slightest if he tried to take over after Trump somehow.
lemmyng@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 11d
Some have speculated he's running the show behind the scenes while Trump is the hypeman for the MAGA third of the country.
el_twitto@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 11d
I doubt that is speculation as much as it is gossip which is likely truth. The Grand Old Pedifiles have a long history of running the country from the shadows. James Baker and Dick Cheney are prime examples.
schipelblorp@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 11d
Someone has to be running things and it's definitely not gonna be the perennially incurious guy deep into late-stage dementia.
deadbeef79000@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 11d
Trump can't even run his mouth.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 11d
i think its thiel running the show. miller is just a mouthpiece, and trumps handler.
Tollana1234567@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 11d
isnt he jewish descent, which would make it funnier.
prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 11d
He is. His own family despises him.
FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 11d
/ other angle: "TRUMP DOESN'T CARE ABOUT HIS JEWISH EMPLOYEES!!! IS HE AN ANTI-ZIONIST??!"
Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 11d
If that decoy plane had been blown up by an Iranian missile it would have been the funniest punch line of all time.
Draegur@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 11d
oh how i wish miller's "time would come" -_- in a very specific way
blarghly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 11d
I feel like about half the time Trump's choices are driven by his childlike impulses of spite and self-aggrandizement.
But then the other half are sort of made on a coin toss so he can forget about the choice and get back to shitposting and self-aggrandizement.
So really, about 1/4 of Trumps choices are halfway decent based on chance alone.
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 11d
Iranians had rumored asshole seeking middle technology.