c/shittyasklemmy · by kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 18dmoses parted a sea then made everyone walk? surely it wouldve been logistically easier to just get a boat 12 points · 8 comments · view on lemmy.world
8 Comments
AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 18d
You can't create a multi-thousand year scheme to control the masses out of "Hey, remember that time that guy got us that boat?"
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 6 pts · 18d
noah
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 7 pts · 18d
2 of every animal and no one. wants to talk abt th,e smell
kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com · 3 pts · 18d
wake up sheeple
AnchoriteMagus@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 18d
Ah, but he built his boat. Totally different.
FluidBeef@quokk.au · 2 pts · 18d
That’s the bit where you sell your cult leader out to the Romans and then turn up at the execution to cheer him on for being such a god sport about it.
Rhaedas@fedia.io · 4 pts · 18d
Yes, but then comes the nightmare of having to sell the boat.
ICastFist@programming.dev · 3 pts · 17d
Moses was an egyptian spy, that's why he forced people to walk on the dry seafloor, then around the desert for 40 years