Hot singles in your area?

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24 Comments

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 28 pts · 38d (3 replies)

The only hot singles in my area are in the process of becoming grilled cheese.

Okokimup@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 38d (2 replies)

OK but are they available?

snooggums@piefed.world · 4 pts · 38d

Sometimes after high winds.

WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d

On a mass scale

raman_klogius@ani.social · 14 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Modern version of fertility Venus figurines from archeological digs.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 6 pts · 38d

Outstanding

e8CArkcAuLE@piefed.social · 12 pts · 38d (4 replies)

so bodyshaming for men is ok :/

starchylemming@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 38d

you're right, this is not okay!

Bodyshaming for everyone!!!!

eestileib@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 38d

Nah this pillow looks cuddly.

Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 38d

Encouraged, actually.

UselessAsshole@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d
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thesohoriots@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 38d

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 38d

What I am seeing a lot of in my generation (Gen-X) is that pudgy 30's & 40's are morphing into fit 50's going into 60's. This is purely anecdotal of course.

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 5 pts · 38d (8 replies)

*hot shingles in your area

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 38d (3 replies)

And I've got more where that came from.

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 37d (2 replies)

Wrong kind of shingles I'm afraid.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 37d (1 reply)

Ohh, a truly depraved man. I got you.

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 1 pts · 37d

That's what the ads are actually about: It's a trap!

betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Mr. Connery! We all thought you were dead!

DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth · 3 pts · 38d

Shuper dead ackshually, but Shatan letsh me have Internet.

Vandals_handle@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d (1 reply)

Didn't you notice a powerful and obnoxious odor of mendacity in this room? There ain't nothin' more powerful than the odor of mendacity. You can smell it. It smells like death.

Alexstarfire@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 37d

Trump's in town?

UselessAsshole@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 38d
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Malyca@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 37d

Dad bod is sexy 🤷

Noodle07@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 38d

Gimme a few years and I'll be there

Abyssian@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 37d

The pillow saw what the couch got the night before so it's trying to look its best to cut in.