c/shittyasklemmy · by folaht@lemmy.ml · 7dWhy can't I find a date? 8 points · 14 comments · view on lemmy.world
14 Comments
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 7d
Are you looking in the wrong aisle?
Try the nuts aisle not the sweets aisle
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 7d
I think calendars have rows and columns, not aisles
slazer2au@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 7d
Why would you look for dates in calendars? They are clearly nuts.
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 7d
no, I think that’s the fellows on the boats
AnaGram@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 7d
dd-mm-yyyy is the best date format
wr2623@midwest.social · 7 pts · 7d
Them's fighting words! ;) yyyy-mm-dd is superior in every way. Sorts properly and much less potential for confusion across cultures.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 7d
ISO-8601 gang
TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 7d
Because all your calendars are from an alternate universe, where intelligent beings communicate by smell.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 7d
Global warming has ruined the harvest
ZeroHora@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 7d
Stay still in your place and let the date finds you, I'm sure they're already looking out for you.
shartgargle@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 7d
Because you spam questionable posts on Lemmy.
geneva_convenience@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 7d
It is the fault of the billionaire class, obviously.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 7d
because you didn't learn from the best pick up artists.
thenextguy@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 7d
"Did anyone ever tell you that you have the face of a Botticelli and the body of a Degas?"