My body is a machine that turns fuel into green house gases

I can produce much more greenhouse gases after consuming fuel like beans and lentils

Shit: Is this why people ask me random IT questions and suddenly vent about their lives in chat?

Instructions unclear: obstructed intestine from eating books and got water poisoning

Ok but why is this caption on a picture of someone setting up a carport?

Existing is punk rock.

Why should Mitch McConnell get to live longer than me?

These are some reasons I decide to keep going.