The Fart of War

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Blow your enemy - attack your long standing and critical allies.

samsamsamsam@discuss.online · 14 pts · 32d (1 reply)

“The greatest victory is won before the battle begins, usually by announcing that you’ve already won.” — Don Tzu, The Art of the Dealership

Schlop.

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 6 pts · 32d (3 replies)

try shitting your pants first.

crazycraw@crazypeople.online · 5 pts · 32d (2 replies)

or being a piece of shit

or eat shit

they prob get off on eating poor people's shit. or they prob smoke it. I dont know but it involves too much shitty old men.

Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 32d (1 reply)

Wtf is surrending?

It’s like a happy ending but big strong men do it with tears in their eyes while they call you sir over and and over

Build yourself a golden bridge to retreat across

NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io · 2 pts · 32d (1 reply)

*The Fart of War

The Shart of War

i'm not trump, but that's a principle i hold to dearly