Biggar Penis Woods get the chop after getting blown too much

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tanisnikana@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 15d (7 replies)

So much innuendo in that article.

victorz@lemmy.world · 26 pts · 15d (4 replies)

Absolutely incredible title actually. I've not seen a bigger click bait than this.

But despite the swell of opposition,

daychilde@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 15d (1 reply)

Would you say the writer was a master baiter?

I yield. #threadender 👏🙇‍♂️

It’s practically tumescent!

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 15d (1 reply)

In your end-o

Mental five!

davidgro@lemmy.world · 30 pts · 15d (1 reply)

It will grow back nice and erect, as it has before.

If it lasts for more than 200 years, they will no doubt be contacting a tree doctor again.

Ah, makes sense. Trees are reaching the end of life and need replanting. I, for one, hope they'll be able to erect more wood in the near future!

Mourning Woods.

and only the tip remains

Just the tip?

The bummer is that it looks to me like it's the balls that remain. d'oh

fuuuuck the ads on that site

You know you're talented if they have to get it lopped off once you've finished.

Tiger's new nickname is kinda on the nose and I'm not sure whether that's due to truthfulness, flexibility, or both.

they should have put it on m69

A little glanscaping to spruce up the site seems like a good idea. I hear a trim can make it look bigger too.

phoenixz@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 14d

it will look nothing like a ‘T’ in a few years if we don’t.

Oh yeah, it was T shaped alright