c/lemmyshitpost · by MeatPilot@sh.itjust.works · 2dSmile and grit your teeth. 177 points · 13 comments · view on lemmy.world
13 Comments
QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 2d
I unironically had to start sleeping in padded bras for this exact purpose. I'd wake up with wounds from the baby
justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 2d
most effective alarm. one of our guys is just lying on your chest and starts vibrating (purring) and the other slowly walks all over the bed, pancaking.
Routhinator@startrek.website · 8 pts · 2d
🤢🤢
🤮
Abyssian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d
Naah. Nah. Nu-uh. That woman's getting put down. I'm not letting nightmare ass Freddy Krueger claws near me.
Blackfeathr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
My only question for people with these nails is: how do you wipe?
Hupf@feddit.org · 2 pts · 2d
Bidet?
Doomsider@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
I taught all my cats to need without claws by taping on their paws whenever their nails would come out. Worked like a charm.
starchylemming@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
related to the picture: if your nails protrude more than half a centimeter you are as disgusting as you are fucking useless 😎
TimeNaan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
How about you let people look however they like without being so obnoxiously judgmental about it?
luthis@lemmy.nz · 3 pts · 2d
Not like this.
fireweed@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2d
I've always heard the phrase as "kneading biscuits." Muffins are made by stirring/folding in ingredients.
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 0 pts · 2d
Which gender is this again?
Untamed_Star@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 2d
nail