I’ve garnered additional details on the upcoming pandemic I warned you about two weeks ago.
They are going to say regular bird flu recombined with seasonal flu, most likely on a pig farm. The resulting virus will be a bird flu that spreads between humans. It will be highly virulent in children and cause pneumonia, with a 50% mortality. It will begin in South Africa and have a worldwide first wave around the end of October. It will be in the news within 63 days.
A US terrorist attack, an American Revolution, WW3, and Nuclear Holocaust will follow. May 17 2027 is the end.
I don’t expect you to believe me. Screenshot this and revisit when the pandemic hits.
12 Comments
mappe@moplemmy.fyi · 20 pts · 7d
Well with such detailed insider info I can see why you decided to break the news here instead of somewhere else!
Fuckfuckmyfuckingass@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 7d
That's soooo long, can't we just get this over with?
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 5 pts · 7d
Bahahaha seriously though.
TheJesusaurus@piefed.ca · 6 pts · 7d
I'd love whatever you're smoking
stylusmobilus@aussie.zone · 6 pts · 7d
That’s cool, Arsenal broke the drought and won the league last season
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 4 pts · 7d
But we haven't finished the ebola epidemic!!!
Tell them they will just have to wait their turn like everyone else.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d
This is lame copypasta. plz do better
Almacca@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 7d
That's some top tier shitposting right there.
Lumidaub@feddit.org · 1 pts · 7d
Sure. Now what?
OldGrayDog@fedinsfw.app · 1 pts · 7d
Can't this wait til after the end of May, I'd like one more birthday.
ianhclark510@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 0 pts · 7d
NGL, don't let me influence you, do your own research,
but there's that little voice in the back of my head going "this guy sounds crazy, but this is exactly the way you heard about a mysterious flu spreading in Wuhan ~7 years ago"
db2@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7d