Tragically, yes. I don't know if I should, but I do feel bad for people like this that are in love with objects they can't easily bring along with them. They are stuck to a certain place and cannot really be... "alone" with their "partner". No privacy, and possibly only see them every so often.
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UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1d
Sadly, the latter part of the story is untrue.
https://www.snopes.com/news/2023/07/15/woman-married-eiffel-tower
terranoid@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 1d
She really did claim to marry the Eiffel tower and changed her name to reflect that to Erika La Tour Eiffel.
Former US army. Bet she got MK Ultra'd
UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Yes, the former part of the story is true. But she didn't divorce the Eiffel Tower and marry a fence.
dontbelievethis@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1d
They will get divorced when the eiffel tower sees how she is riding that fence.
victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Literally straddling, eh
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
The first part is not true because you can't legally marry an inanimate object like that.
She changing her name doesn't make it real. 😅
save_the_humans@leminal.space · 2 pts · 1d
Wait so you're trying to tell me Vance wasn't consummating a marriage with his couch?
UncleArthur@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
True enough, but at least that part of the story has some verisimilitude.
victorz@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
Tragically, yes. I don't know if I should, but I do feel bad for people like this that are in love with objects they can't easily bring along with them. They are stuck to a certain place and cannot really be... "alone" with their "partner". No privacy, and possibly only see them every so often.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 3 pts · 1d
So why is she humping the fence?
pulsey@feddit.org · 2 pts · 20h
You don't have to buy the whole cow to get milk
victorz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
She's getting to know it
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 18h
Look at that slutty fence!