Discussion Thread 🚚 Monday 24 August 2026

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13 points · 29 comments · view on lemmy.world

29 Comments

Taleya@aussie.zone · 9 pts · 4d (8 replies)

::: spoiler Sammy has realised there are many people in the streets outside who have not seen his anus. This must be rectified

:::

StudChud@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 4d (1 reply)

This must be rectified

Rectumfied

Taleya@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4d

A++ gold star

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 4d (5 replies)

Sunning the taint is a legit yoga move.

Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4d (4 replies)

During summer it's how I start every day

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 4d (3 replies)

Against the window? Noice!

Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 4d (2 replies)

Nah that blocks too much UVB radiation, I go down to the local park

CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 4d (1 reply)

::: spoiler spoiler :::

Taleya@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 4d

keeps the flies off ya

SaneMartigan@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 4d

When they say the secretary runs the office, the food truck runs the daily thread. xx bacon.

Catfish@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 4d

Superglue accident. Run out of nail polish remover. Time to commit crimes whist lacking fingerprints.

tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 4d

At work we're constantly scrambling to try figure out where sales come from and what's working. At Coffee I can send an email on a Sunday afternoon and see a day later that it made $2.5k.

Different contexts but it's so interesting how different the two places are

tombruzzo@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 4d

Discussion thread? No, delicious thread

SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 4d (3 replies)

Something to wake me up, please. Please, oh please.

Taleya@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 4d (1 reply)

throws a weasel into your shower stall

SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4d

That'll do it! Thank you!

bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4d

☕️💉

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 4d

tired

been reading a new psych book

personal stuff below

::: spoiler spoiler I'm kinda sad that my father was worse than I thought, at the same time it's liberating to know it wasn't me, also, I'm angry he interfered in my family relationships, telling people half truths and lies

story. When I lived in Europe I thought it might be nice to meet some relatives. I called an elderly aunt, my mother's sister. I had never spoken to her in all my life, never exchanged a letter. She spent 30 minutes berating me for being a bad sinful person. She told me my father told her. I had no idea. After hanging up I cried.

25 years later I thought of this again. I had changed my mindset from my father was an inept communicator to seeing a pattern of him isolating his kids. Why? I think he was scared I would tell people what a shitty husband and father he was.

It seems like reading this book is a painful and useless exercise but I think it's making me more secure in my self image. :::

Catfish@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Wonton soup please

bacon@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4d

🥟🍲

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 4d

had such an early breakfast I was starving by 11, had a few bikkies with my decaf, they taste like burning

TheWitchofThornbury2@aussie.zone · 4 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Breakfast for all! Bacon you are a genius.

bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 4d

☕️🥪

useless_modern_god@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Crab Rangoon and a Mai Tai thanks

bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 4d

🦀🧀🥟🍋‍🟩🍹

Seagoon_@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4d

Good night everyone, sweet dreams 😽

SpinMeAround@aussie.zone · 3 pts · 4d

Quiet here today, hope everyone got some sunshine and at least a little peace today. Night all!

Force_majeure1234@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Nicoise salad please

bacon@aussie.zone · 2 pts · 4d

🍅🥚🫒🐟🥗