the bible foot massage story really is one of the funniest bits in there.
his friend / treasurer of his brand account sees him getting a foot massage from Mary Maggie with all the fancy oils and says “ay Jesus, we could feed a bunch of poor people with the cost of this”. Jesus exhales and says “you’ll always have the poor, I’ll only be here for a bit, let me enjoy this”
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jim_v@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 17d
It makes a lot of sense. My grandma has a Bible that has footnotes on nearly every page.
okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 17d
Pretty sure I've seen bibles without that many footnotes. I think your granny is just kinky af.
terminatortwo@piefed.social · 3 pts · 17d
the bible foot massage story really is one of the funniest bits in there.
his friend / treasurer of his brand account sees him getting a foot massage from Mary Maggie with all the fancy oils and says “ay Jesus, we could feed a bunch of poor people with the cost of this”. Jesus exhales and says “you’ll always have the poor, I’ll only be here for a bit, let me enjoy this”
guy loved a foot massage
SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 17d
Jacob has some good lore here
bstix@feddit.dk · 3 pts · 17d
I still think it's an euphemism for fellatio.
RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip · 2 pts · 17d
His dogs are out and barking every drawing I've seen of him.
SnailMagnitude@mander.xyz · 1 pts · 17d
No, neither did Marcion's scribes.
I've not seen Nolan's Odyssey yet but if there's not a foot fetish scene I'm gonna get the pliers and blowtorch out.
I'm gonna blame Adam just 'cause
luthis@lemmy.nz · 0 pts · 17d
Thank god if he did