"Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma'am, we'll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn't want to see any harm come to you."
what OP doesn't understand is it's not the masturbation that drives away the ghosts, it's the soft little femboy sounds he makes he jacks it that completely turn them off.
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SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 60 pts · 17d
Bustin' makes him feel good
lyralycan@sh.itjust.works · 11 pts · 17d
I'm so conditioned there's a streamer that I watch that uses that song and my first thought was to respond with the emojis
🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫 Bustin 🔫
mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 17d
If he starts leaving ectoplasm in random places around the house, he better get busy packing his things.
Boppel@feddit.org · 9 pts · 17d
maybe ectoplasm was never real but an invention of the ghostbusting industry to cover up for their nutbusting
mastertigurius@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16d
"Ok, the gear is all set up. Sir, ma'am, we'll need you to vacate the house until tomorrow morning. Ghostbusting is a very dangerous process, and we wouldn't want to see any harm come to you."
...
"They left?"
Unzips
"It's bustin time!"
FavouriteShapes@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 17d
Why do they hate it then
I believe it though. I was scared of ghosts and stuff as a kid and then I masturbated a lot as a teenager and stopped being scared of them completely
TubularTittyFrog@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 16d
what OP doesn't understand is it's not the masturbation that drives away the ghosts, it's the soft little femboy sounds he makes he jacks it that completely turn them off.
DaPorkchop_@lemmy.ml · 13 pts · 17d
fake: ghosts aren't real
gay: anon touched a dick
Waterpumpee@lemmus.org · 10 pts · 17d
Thats one way to stop his siblings from annoying him with the light switch.
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 9 pts · 16d
Bustin' makes him feel good!
CocaineShrimp@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 17d
Chicken vs Egg: did anon discover they had a ghost fetish? Or is he going to develop a Pavlovian response and get horny from ghosts?
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 17d
Ghost: "He slimed me".
wyldrstallyns@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 16d
It's in his name, FFS. Besides, I told you he was a sloppy eater. That's on you. (All over, really.)
(ah, I missed the speaker part, sorry)