Study of 3,400 children links London's Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) with improved lung growth

Daily Mail Headline tomorrow:

Lefty Liberal plan to give British air to Foreigners

Foreign children living in London with artificially strong lungs from left-wing ULEZ regulations were found to be breathing up too much British air, leading to concerns that there's not going to be enough air left for normal, hard-working British people and their wives.