There's usually at least one person every Trans Day of Rememberance murdered by a parent. I've attended a ceremony or read the names every year for over a decade. So yeah, fake and gay, but unfortunately it does hit to something real.
didn't end with anon pressing charges that allow for civil charges to pay for more warhammer/lost spaghetti damages. in conclusion the post is :rubber_stamp:[Fake and Gay]
You don't actually need to "press" a criminal charge to file a civil lawsuit for the parallel tort. If you've got the evidence, you've got the evidence.
Law is a profession where people dress up in funny clothes (even powdered wigs, in some places!) and say pseudo-Latin at each other. The words aren't magical incantations, but they're close enough that sovcits think they are.
Pretty sure we butcher the pronunciation, though. The Latin 'Caesar' was pronounced more like the German word 'Kaiser' than the modern 'Caesar salad,' for example.
25 Comments
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 2d
OP respects pronouns, we've come a long way from 2008
disorderly@lemmy.world · 57 pts · 2d
Eh, it's always been a mixed bag over there. Like spaghetti but also rat poison.
A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 2d
True. Avoiding /b/ and /pol/ helped.
MsPenguinette@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
We’ve regressed
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 72 pts · 2d
There's usually at least one person every Trans Day of Rememberance murdered by a parent. I've attended a ceremony or read the names every year for over a decade. So yeah, fake and gay, but unfortunately it does hit to something real.
4am@lemmy.zip · 15 pts · 2d
The best lies mange to somehow saddle a kernel of truth
captainlezbian@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 2d
Anyways
Fake: anon has a friend
Gay: anon was hurt by an anti queer attack
MeThisGuy@feddit.nl · 50 pts · 2d
mom's spaghetti, knees weak and heavy
Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de · 28 pts · 2d
There's vomit on his sweater already.
Hospital ready.
GarboDog@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Big guy down, rat poison in mom’s spaghetti
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 44 pts · 2d
didn't end with anon pressing charges that allow for civil charges to pay for more warhammer/lost spaghetti damages. in conclusion the post is :rubber_stamp: [Fake and Gay]
mkwt@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 2d
You don't actually need to "press" a criminal charge to file a civil lawsuit for the parallel tort. If you've got the evidence, you've got the evidence.
state_electrician@discuss.tchncs.de · 5 pts · 2d
Tort is such a silly word for a legal term.
grue@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 2d
As if the rest of them aren't?
Law is a profession where people dress up in funny clothes (even powdered wigs, in some places!) and say pseudo-Latin at each other. The words aren't magical incantations, but they're close enough that sovcits think they are.
It is profoundly silly.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 2d
Uh, pretty sure it's not pseudo-Latin, it's just Latin. A lot of those terms date back to legal proceedings in ancient Rome.
VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Pretty sure we butcher the pronunciation, though. The Latin 'Caesar' was pronounced more like the German word 'Kaiser' than the modern 'Caesar salad,' for example.
grue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
Yeah, but calling it pseudo- is funnier.
agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 2d
Only if you pronounce it "sway-doe", rhymes with Play-Doh
idiomaddict@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
Pronounce the p
MachineFab812@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 2d
I'm pretty sure attempted poisoning is one of those where the state presses charges on your behalf no matter what.
Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
thanks Matt Lock.
einlander@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2d
Mom tried to set them up to take a murder rap.
SethTaylor@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
This used to be someone's job
oldmanalex@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 2d
"that happened" ok there - is his mom lindsy clancy?
YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d
Erin Patterson actually.