Your face after finding out that you were, in fact, flexible enough

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1353781/your-face-after-finding-out-that-you-were-in-fact-flexible-enough

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8 Comments

Kintarian@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 7d

If I could reach I’d never leave the house.

—George Carlin

DigDoug@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 7d (3 replies)

I am very much not flexible enough, but I have to imagine it feels a lot more like sucking dick than getting your dick sucked.

Some might consider that a bonus, but not me.

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 6 pts · 7d (2 replies)

From someone who was, and did: it does

great if you're gay like me, terrible if you're not, but it actually hurts my back so bad I did it like twice and never again. So. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

icelimit@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Sounds like a flexible narcissist gay person would be very happily alone.

volore@scribe.disroot.org · 4 pts · 6d

I mean to be flexible enough for that not to hurt your back even slightly, you've gotta be a very competent gymnast or have some sort of disorder/bodily abnormality. I considered myself pretty flexible right up through my early twenties (enough to be able to put my feet behind my head, which I can still almost achieve! Almost. Think I can only manage one at a time now, barely, haven't tried in ages), and that shit was still so painful it managed to negate all the joy of a blowjob.

But for a masochistic gay narcissist, it would tick all the boxes.

edinbruh@feddit.it · 3 pts · 7d

If only

over_clox@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7d
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 7d

RIP Trevor