When you need more than Sleepytime.

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Sleepytime tea never made me sleepy, so I'd legit try this

cheese_greater@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Dude, try Yogi's offering. Its the druggiest tea ;)

lolrightythen@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8d (1 reply)

As someone that works a swing shift, I love you.

I'm sipping a bunch right now ;) Bon Sommeil!

Its got like every natural "nature's Ambien" besides yanking it all in one. Comprenzzzive

Prepare to be as disappointed as you always have

I hear this works too:

Can't be too careful about Excessive Secretions.

Those were the days

Now with 20% more hemlock!

I'm not going to lie, if tea put me in a dreamless sleep for 12-24 hours, I would actually drink it no matter how vile it tastes.

I already have a third leg, but thanks I guess...

Banana@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d (1 reply)

they should make one for "eternal sleepytime"

Constant coma

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 8d (2 replies)

Isn’t that the cult tea?

Yeah. Apparently Behind the Bastards had a two parter about them, "the racist cult behind herbal tea". I haven't listened to it yet.

Edit: the brand has changed hands and is now just at boring large tea company levels of evil AFAIK.

Banalitea