Impending toilet paper shortage

Thanks to Trump’s Trade War, the price of toilet paper is set to increase by 50% on September 8th.

Might be a good time to pick up a couple extra rolls.

167 points · 15 comments · view on lemmy.world

15 Comments

ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 5d

Hehe

N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 5d (5 replies)

Just the news of a potential toilet paper shortage will cause a run on toilet paper, as people stock up and hoard it. Did we learn nothing from the pandemic?

lemmy_outta_here@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 5d

So you’re saying there’s gonna be a run on TP? I better head to the store!!

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 13 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Ha ha! No. The majority didn’t learn shit.

N0t_5ure@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 5d (1 reply)

SO glad I use a bidet!

4am@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 5d

Joe Bidet

surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 4d

We learned to buy a cheap $40 bidet attachment and feel smug about it. Also my ass is cleaner.

PineRune@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Time to go buy a shit sponge like the ancient romans used.

Onyxonblack@piefed.social · 3 pts · 4d

Hilarious! :)

Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca · 6 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Suck it US. No, really, you might have to suck it instead.

spicehoarder@lemmy.zip · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)
LMurch@thelemmy.club · 4 pts · 5d

I'm not clicking that link :)

bizarroland@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 5d

I hate that man so much I'd let it crust before I wiped with that.

Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d

Saving this.

Doomsider@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 4d

This one weird trick to raising prices that consumers don't want you to know.