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70 points · 6 comments · view on lemmy.world

6 Comments

scrion@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 6d (3 replies)

The best part is keeping your partner's contact name as "(firstname) (dating platform) "

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 6d

If he removes it now she would become unhinged

banause@feddit.org · 6 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Maybe it's her last name?

genzboomer@lemmy.zip · 12 pts · 6d

Maybe she teamed up with Handel and Bracket to form The Doors?

themaninblack@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d (1 reply)

Back away, banana breath!

What did you just eat? A banana?

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 1 pts · 6d

It’s one banana, Michael.