Just do it

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16 Comments

Sanctus@anarchist.nexus · 48 pts · 2d

These sperm bank motivational messages are getting weird.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Mmmm, that's a keming issue

AbsolutelyNotSpez@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1d

Just five more minutes

gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 21 pts · 2d (2 replies)

Gon... Goon... Go on...

Truly, recent internet history has been rough.

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d (1 reply)

I asked Al if he used AI generated Gooning Goonies to Goon privately. Al told me that AI told Al it couldn't make Goonies Goon for Al since it is a copyrighted material.

gon@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 2d

😔✊

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world · 10 pts · 2d

But I've been gooning for three days now I just need a drink of water.

werty@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Im Australia goon is a slang term for a cheap box of wine that teenagers would drink to get drunk. I guess the kids don't drink anymore.

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d

It used to mean a criminal henchman in the US. How it got turned into long masturbatory edging sessions is beyond me. Thanks Gen Z, I guess.

Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1d

What an inspiration. Imma goon right now...

okwhateverdude@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 2d

Free JOI!

toomanypancakes@fedinsfw.app · 5 pts · 2d

Well if you insist.

FinjaminPoach@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d

Welcome to the fertility clinic. Andrology ward.

ivanafterall@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d

So I "just" need to double how long I last? Simple! Why didn't you just say so before!?