Why can't we get things into space cheaply by moving rockets to Australia and letting them fall down into orbit?

It would just continue to fall smart ass!

You'd still need to scale the ice wall numnuts 🙄

Imagine evolving on a planet with such low gravity that you could throw things into orbit.

"There are several reasons that would be impossible. First..."

Shut up, nerd! Imma throw my baby into orbit!

Nah, mate. It's turtles all the way down, I'm afraid.