The Guyver follows a young man, Sean Barker (Jack Armstrong), who discovers an alien artifact called "The Unit" which transforms him into an alien-hybrid super soldier called "The Guyver". Barker learns that a major corporation known as Chronos is after the Guyver unit, and soon discovers that the company seeks to genetically engineer monsters. The film was met with a mixed reaction from critics and fans.
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Glenn Kenny of Entertainment Weekly said the film features “surprisingly convincing costumes and effects, inspired casting, and energetic direction, [but] what sinks it is its unfortunate adherence to the time-honored direct-to-video clichés: an unearned paycheck for a onetime A-picture star, and a tendency to fall back on lame humor whenever the going gets slow.”[4]
David Johnson of DVD Verdict criticized the film's "ham-fisted over-acting", "ludicrous plot contrivances", and "nauseatingly hokey soundtrack."[5] Johnson called the film "a big, dumb joke" and said: "Despite some good creature effects, the movie crashed and burned and crashed again, weighted down by preposterous acting [and] corny music."[5]
Nathan Shumate of Cold Fusion Video Reviews criticized the film, in particular “the annoying demeanor and lack of personality” of lead actor Jack Armstrong, adding: "If there ever was a movie made for fan appreciation only, this is it, [...] but not everything can be blamed on audience unfamiliarity; there are plenty of elements in this movie that don’t work even by fanboy standards.”
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Guyver
But it's also got Mark "Luke Skywalker" Hamill, so... The Guyver (1991) is the movie for this Sunday's "monsterdon" watch party over on Mastodon, our fediverse sibling!
- Just start watching that movie this Sunday, Aug 30 at 9pm ET / 8pm CT / 6pm PT which is 1am Monday UTC
- and follow #monsterdon over on mastodon for live text commentary. For example, you can follow that hashtag here: https://mastodon.social/tags/monsterdon
- I usually open two web browser windows side-by-side on a computer. But you could follow the mastodon commentary on a phone app while watching the movie on TV or something.
How to watch the movie:
- for info on how to block ads, see: https://ohai.social/@klu9/115245207831850566
- tubi: https://tubitv.com/movies/100029582/the-guyver
- fawesome: https://fawesome.tv/movies/10752776/the-guyver
- archive: https://archive.org/details/the.-guyver.-1991.1080p.-blu-ray.x-265
- it's usually streamed on https://miru.miyaku.media/ at that time
- if you want to pay and/or watch ads, look here: https://www.justwatch.com/us/movie/the-guyver
- for trigger warnings see: https://www.doesthedogdie.com/media/238999

12 Comments
BruisedMoose@piefed.social · 10 pts · 6d
Back about like 30 years ago when a coworker introduced me to the Guyver anime, I was fucking PUMPED to find out there was a live action version.
And then I saw it. I should rewatch it. I recently watched the second one.
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 6 pts · 6d
RIP Screaming Mad George.
Sergio@piefed.social · 5 pts · 6d
Sounds like he had an interesting life: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Screaming_Mad_George
Endymion_Mallorn@kbin.melroy.org · 5 pts · 6d
He did. And ParanoiaScape was a fun pinball game.
YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today · 5 pts · 6d
This movie is badly good. I don't wanna spoil anything, but the shirt they come up with is hilarious.
k0e3@lemmy.ca · 5 pts · 6d
I loooooved this movie as a kid. The sequel was badass too. The special effects artist, screaming mad George, passed away in February :(
HubertManne@piefed.social · 4 pts · 6d
I tried to watch this. I failed.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 6d
Looks like a gremlins copyright violation.
klu9@piefed.social · 3 pts · 6d
I thiink you made a typo: your Archive link goes to JustWatch. I've got this IA link:
Also, I now have a #MonsterdonDoubleFeature collection on NeoDB, with backup links for the 2nd film, Guyver: Dark Hero (1994)
Sergio@piefed.social · 2 pts · 6d
oops thanx. fixed.
LovableSidekick@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 6d
So apparently not the Scottish one.
tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 6d
Oh dang, it has the guy from Corvette Summer!