How do you unscramble an egg?

Would be interested in turning a scrambled egg into at least a raw egg, but preferably back into it's shell as well

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schmorpel@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 5d

Feed the scrambled egg to a chicken, wait.

slazer2au@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 5d (2 replies)

I've not done the scrambled to raw eggs part but I have split the mixture back in yoke and whites by whisking it backwards.
I wisk clockwise, so to unwisk it I had to do an anticlockwise wisk.

You do have to be careful because if you do it too much you overshoot and are back to mixed eggs again.

Nonconfrontational@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d

Came here to post this, but you beat me to it!

death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 3 pts · 5d

In this instance, whisking left around is not the same as anticlockwise.

recentSlinky@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Just turn back time, duh

lemmygarden@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 5d

I'm trying to make backwards time travel but it can not be done until this scrambled egg has become unscrambled

folaht@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d

One molecule at a time.

rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

If you went and deliberately scrambled an egg when what you needed all along was a fresh uncracked one, the best solution is to take some time to think about what you were doing, work on your impulse control issues, and make better choices next time. Professional therapy may help.

lemmygarden@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 5d

The goal is to unscramble this egg. I'm trying to discover time travel.

RusAD@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Here's an instruction on unboiling an egg. If you're lucky, it will work for you as well. Getting it back into it's she'll though is trivial and left as an exercise for the reader

lemmygarden@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 5d

This is very interesting and a good start, but I need to unscramble the egg

TraipsersWill@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d (1 reply)

You radio them with that day's proper code for "Abort mission, return to base.'

lemmygarden@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 5d

That's something a quitter would say

gray@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 5d

eat it and then lay it out of your ass

luthis@lemmy.nz · 1 pts · 5d

@Laplace you're up

mbp@slrpnk.net · 1 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Culinary speaking, you get another egg.

lemmygarden@lemmy.today · 1 pts · 5d

I find this answer completely unacceptable