Pfft fizzbuzz is an interview trivia that never comes up in the real world.
Unless you are suggesting we gather all the pistachios in one place, put 1/5th of them into a pile and 1/6th into another pile, empty out the 1/6th pile, put 1/30th of the original whole from 1/5th pile back and replace equal amount of them from the 1/6th pile, and finally weld shut the new 1/5th pile, optimizing the entire process.
Like I said, useless toy program that teaches nothing. /s
That's why it's important to have a pair of pliers and safety goggles when eating pistachios. It's annoying but it's preferable to letting that smug unopened pistachio get away.
I think the main reason I like California olive oil so much is because it’s actually olive oil instead of some shady substitute like the Italian and Spanish imports.
Wood?! ... Well I looked it up and even though I see it, I'm struggling to believe it.
But by the looks of things, and to kill the joke, friction welded pistachio shells would have a telltale charred seam that the completely sealed ones don't have.
... although to kill things further, welding would leave the same telltale marks if not worse.
30 Comments
cannedtuna@lemmy.world · 93 pts · 2d
Every 6th shell is empty
edgemaster72@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 2d
So then is every 30th pistachio empty and welded shut?
MalReynolds@slrpnk.net · 21 pts · 2d
FizzBuzz ;)
Jankatarch@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
Pfft fizzbuzz is an interview trivia that never comes up in the real world.
Unless you are suggesting we gather all the pistachios in one place, put 1/5th of them into a pile and 1/6th into another pile, empty out the 1/6th pile, put 1/30th of the original whole from 1/5th pile back and replace equal amount of them from the 1/6th pile, and finally weld shut the new 1/5th pile, optimizing the entire process.
Like I said, useless toy program that teaches nothing. /s
danekrae@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 2d
That's some fancy math.
Redditmodstouchgrass@lemmy.zip · 4 pts · 2d
You joke, but I swear I had one like that once.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 2d
That's when you know someone is really fucking with you.
albbi@piefed.ca · 20 pts · 2d
Yeah, but the nut is usually loose in the bag.
Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 49 pts · 2d
That's why it's important to have a pair of pliers and safety goggles when eating pistachios. It's annoying but it's preferable to letting that smug unopened pistachio get away.
laurelraven@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 11 pts · 2d
Unless it's just to teach the bastards a lesson, I wouldn't bother... If they didn't open, then they didn't roast and taste like crap
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 2d
Gnaw it open like a real man
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · 7 pts · 2d
Pfft I crack'em between my balls
CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 2d
I call that move, "The Nut Cracker."
arrow74@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 1d
Clearly that's busting a nut
saltnotsugar@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
A hydraulic press will also get the job done if you have one laying around.
atrielienz@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
A nut cracker and or crab leg cracker works too. The grooves are helpful.
ik5pvx@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d
I give them to the dogs, keep them busy long enough to eat in peace the other five that weren't welded
Dearth@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
You just need a half shell to pry them open
danekrae@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 2d
I miss pistachios. Haven't had any for over two years because stores near me only sell pistachios from america.
TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social · -8 pts · 2d
That's like saying you refuse to use olive oil because it's Italian.
pedz@lemmy.ca · 25 pts · 2d
I would also stop buying olive oil if Italy was attacking the sovereignty of my nation.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 2d
I think California produces some of the very best olive oil, but I don't buy it because it's American.
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · -1 pts · 1d
I think the main reason I like California olive oil so much is because it’s actually olive oil instead of some shady substitute like the Italian and Spanish imports.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2d
I wouldn't be surprised if friction welding worked on nut shells like it does for wood
palordrolap@fedia.io · 6 pts · 2d
Wood?! ... Well I looked it up and even though I see it, I'm struggling to believe it.
But by the looks of things, and to kill the joke, friction welded pistachio shells would have a telltale charred seam that the completely sealed ones don't have.
... although to kill things further, welding would leave the same telltale marks if not worse.
Superglue on the other hand...
69420@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 2d
Caption this.
palordrolap@fedia.io · 8 pts · 2d
"Wood-based hair removal effective but hurts like hell"
usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2d
"This sandwich is terrible! This'll be the last time I order the sphagnum on breadfruit."
Kowowow@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 2d
Wooden pube sandwich
mrpistachios@mastodon.neatobuilds.com · 4 pts · 2d
@The_Picard_Maneuver dont let the secrets out