From this day forward......... Canada geese are to be known as Donald Ducks.

cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/shit/p/1367759/from-this-day-forward-canada-geese-are-to-be-known-as-donald-ducks

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21 Comments

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 2d (9 replies)

If you've got a problem with canada gooses you got a problem with me and I suggest you let that marinate.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 2d

Here, have the gif 🙂

tacosanonymous@mander.xyz · 12 pts · 2d (1 reply)

That’s what I appreciates about you.

fulcrummed@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d (2 replies)

You’re 10-ply there ain’t ya bud.

BurgerBaron@quokk.au · 3 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Fuck you, Shoresy!

fulcrummed@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d

Fuck you Jonesy!

vrek@programming.dev · 4 pts · 2d (2 replies)

What am I marinating? The idea or the goose?

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d (1 reply)

Both

vrek@programming.dev · 2 pts · 2d

Ok, thinking really hard of the idea at a goose... I hope this counts as marinating if I do it for several hours

dual_sport_dork@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2d

He can attempt to raise the ire of geese if he likes. He'll reap what he sows.

Hashtaggoosefact:

Canada Geese have teeth.

eurodyne@piefed.world · 13 pts · 2d

Le honque

Mongostein@lemmy.ca · 8 pts · 2d (4 replies)

It just struck me that the Canadian goose has overtaken the beaver as the Canadimal

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 2d (3 replies)

Depends on context. Goose is "insane and doesn't give a fuck when provoked". Beaver is "calm industriousness".

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d

Plus the beaver gives a dam

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d (1 reply)

where does moose come in?

Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1d

Ah, now THAT is captured thusly: "I'm here to chew cud and mess up bad drivers and I'm all outta cud".

over_clox@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2d

Don't insult the geese like that, people will either consciously or subconsciously want to run them over in the road...

justOnePersistentKbinPlease@fedia.io · 2 pts · 2d

Its important to note that in the full sequence that the moron and his cronies posted.

The goose survives and flies away from the fight.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2d

The ai slop from fb is leaking

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 2d
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Eyekaytee@aussie.zone · 0 pts · 2d

fucking americans ruining lemmy shitpost 😔