FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’

https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/fbi-reportedly-loosens-hiring-rules-so-prostitution-and-bestiality-are-no-longer-automatic-disqualifiers/

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.world/post/51252962

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Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 16d

Do they allow in people who smoked weed yet, or are they only loosening the rules for embezzlers and horse rapists?

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 16d (4 replies)

What about both? What if you ran a sheep brothel?

Asking for a friend.

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 16d (3 replies)

What’s it called?

mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 16d (2 replies)

"Flock Ewe"

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 16d

Is that near Shepherd’s Pie?

nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 15d

Goodness, that's a beautiful name.

csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 14 pts · 16d

Given the current administration, those might be as well bonus points

chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 16d (1 reply)

"Who is our next hiring candidate, Smith?"

"Well sir, there is only one more on the docket, but it says here he found a raccoon, put it in a dress, had sex with it, and then paid the raccoon in old donuts and half drunk beer cans."

"Go on..."

resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 16d

“Any dealbreakers, like supporting public education?”

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15d

Barron really wants to work for the fbi, huh?