FBI Reportedly Loosens Hiring Rules So ‘Prostitution and Bestiality’ Are No Longer ‘Automatic Disqualifiers’
https://www.mediaite.com/media/news/fbi-reportedly-loosens-hiring-rules-so-prostitution-and-bestiality-are-no-longer-automatic-disqualifiers/
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Zeppo@sh.itjust.works · 30 pts · 16d
Do they allow in people who smoked weed yet, or are they only loosening the rules for embezzlers and horse rapists?
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 16d
What about both? What if you ran a sheep brothel?
Asking for a friend.
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 16d
What’s it called?
mycodesucks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 16d
"Flock Ewe"
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 16d
Is that near Shepherd’s Pie?
nkat2112@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 15d
Goodness, that's a beautiful name.
csolisr@hub.azkware.net · 14 pts · 16d
Given the current administration, those might be as well bonus points
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 16d
"Who is our next hiring candidate, Smith?"
"Well sir, there is only one more on the docket, but it says here he found a raccoon, put it in a dress, had sex with it, and then paid the raccoon in old donuts and half drunk beer cans."
"Go on..."
resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe · 11 pts · 16d
“Any dealbreakers, like supporting public education?”
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 15d
Barron really wants to work for the fbi, huh?