So we should abolish it just like the orange pedophile wants, huh?
That's correct. Trying things is gay, if we can't have total world peace it's not worth it. It's the same reason I want to abolish firefighters.
"trying things is gay"
me
is gay
never slept with girl
is happy
but if trying things is gay
???
is it gay to be straight to be gay?
cries in circular logic confusion
It would be pretty queer tbh
The strangest of the strange.
The coldest of the cool
You're right to be confused. We're replacing critical thinking skills with circular logic in all our classrooms, soon everyone will be confused.
It's only straight if you enjoy it
Everytime there is a fire, what do we see? Firefighters. Almost 100% correlation. So eliminate firefighters.
That's just science.
Well he has established his Board of Peace which definitely works better by ... making members pay huge sums of money for ... whatever.
You don't establish peace by talking but by crushing your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women
Idk, i wouldn't mess with them. I heard they sometimes send strongly worded letters too.
That's how he lost his thumb
Yeah, we should drop bombs on them instead!
Jokes aside do you have a better solution?
That pedo touch
Yeah why did everyone collectively forget he's a pedo after he died
Pop stars and Catholics get a pass I guess.
Was it proven? I'd expect overwhelming evidence to surface after his death but I'm not aware of it.
Uh well there are numerous interviews where he proudly talks about sharing his bed with young boys
That's enough ick for me man
because it is irrelevant
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db2@lemmy.world · 65 pts · 6d
So we should abolish it just like the orange pedophile wants, huh?
midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 51 pts · 6d
That's correct. Trying things is gay, if we can't have total world peace it's not worth it. It's the same reason I want to abolish firefighters.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 6d
cries in circular logic confusion
hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 6d
It would be pretty queer tbh
sundray@lemmus.org · 3 pts · 6d
The strangest of the strange.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
The coldest of the cool
midribbon_action@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 6d
You're right to be confused. We're replacing critical thinking skills with circular logic in all our classrooms, soon everyone will be confused.
moonburster@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
It's only straight if you enjoy it
SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3d
Everytime there is a fire, what do we see? Firefighters. Almost 100% correlation. So eliminate firefighters.
That's just science.
eta@feddit.org · 10 pts · 6d
Well he has established his Board of Peace which definitely works better by ... making members pay huge sums of money for ... whatever.
HieroProtagonist@feddit.org · 4 pts · 5d
You don't establish peace by talking but by crushing your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentation of their women
Pudutr0n@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 6d
Idk, i wouldn't mess with them. I heard they sometimes send strongly worded letters too.
richardwallass@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 6d
That's how he lost his thumb
zxqwas@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d
Yeah, we should drop bombs on them instead!
Jokes aside do you have a better solution?
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · -4 pts · 6d
That pedo touch
rabber@lemmy.ca · -9 pts · 6d
Yeah why did everyone collectively forget he's a pedo after he died
Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 6d
Pop stars and Catholics get a pass I guess.
lacethespace@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 5d
Was it proven? I'd expect overwhelming evidence to surface after his death but I'm not aware of it.
rabber@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 5d
Uh well there are numerous interviews where he proudly talks about sharing his bed with young boys
That's enough ick for me man
jumping_redditor@sh.itjust.works · -6 pts · 5d
because it is irrelevant