Cantrips Rule

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Susaga@sh.itjust.works · 70 pts · 14d (5 replies)

Try becoming a warlock. Do one thing, take a short rest, then do another thing.

cybervseas@lemmy.world · 27 pts · 14d (3 replies)

Which eldritch entity should I sell my soul to?

Dadifer@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 14d

Your wife

ElChinchilla@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 14d

Not the Absolute, currently mopping the floor with those nutjobs.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 2 pts · 11d

C'affeen

decolo@piefed.social · 7 pts · 14d

Are warlocks actually cats? this tracks surprisingly well

SailorFuzz@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 14d (1 reply)

tbf, both of those tasks could be accomplished with prestidigitation; which is also a cantrip spell.

DaGeek247@fedia.io · 15 pts · 14d

That's why it's called fantasy.

Cracks_InTheWalls@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 14d

Thanks to certain personalities in the fediverse, I can now appreciate this joke. I feel like I've been let into a club.

RestrictedAccount@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 14d (8 replies)

Can someone please explain this to an old

ellen@discuss.tchncs.de · 37 pts · 14d (6 replies)

It’s a different take on the spoon theory. Basically, in D&D and games like it, you have a certain amount of spell slots per day you can use to cast spells; I believe wizards have two at first level. Cantrips are the exception, simple spells you can cast as many times as you like per day.

then_three_more@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 14d (5 replies)

But making a phone call is fucking hard. No way is that a free use spell.

N0tTr0xy@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 14d

I don’t think that’s what is meant. More surfing with a phone or using apps

zaphod@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 14d (1 reply)

In these modern times the phrase "use phone" to me does not imply making a phone call.

then_three_more@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 14d

Thanks for making me feel old

rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 14d

We switched to Pathfinder rules. The phone is a type of wand, and phone call is it's magic. Using it more than once a day deals massive spirit damage

paranoia@feddit.dk · 6 pts · 14d

I would rather make a billion phonecalls than clean my apartment ever

decolo@piefed.social · 15 pts · 14d

Spell slots are limited to a set number per day, but cantrips can be used as often as you want.

webp@mander.xyz · 8 pts · 14d (1 reply)

Skill issue

alapakala@quokk.au · 3 pts · 14d

We found the masochist wizard.

One at a time! We don't want «charm» to fail to roll favourably.

Bysmuth@lemmy.zip · 7 pts · 13d

Initially i thought "using phone" meant "making a call" and thinking how tf is that a cantrip!?!? That's a level 4 spell for me.

Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 4 pts · 11d

experienced casters know that "move one dirty dish to the kitchen while on your way to the toilet" is a cantrip, as is "put dish in sink and quickly rinse it" and "scrub soaked dish with one of those sponge-brushes that have washing-up liquid in the handle", which means you can trade casting time for spell slot efficiency.