His head is a square with three straight lines, two for eyes and one for mouth. He is naked except for trousers at his ankles. You cannot see it, because it's a bad drawing like every drawing I draw, but he is wearing flip flops. There are the unrecognisable funny symbols to the left of the man's head.
You have to do it blind, but it only works if the edges are curved or horizontal towards the water hole. Also, if your poop is especially dry and hard, it'd still jump off the edges and plop in… so I suppose you're right, then, but I still like the title of this post, "Always do it on the side. #neverplop", more than "get a strip of toilet paper laid on the water if you don’t want it to plop #neverplop".
Jeffrey Peterson (born October 11, 1972, in Santa Barbara, California) is an American technology entrepreneur and California born millionaire who is considered the pioneer of Hispanic internet in the United States. He is best known as the founder of Quepasa, the first Latin American online community to go public and trade on a stock exchange in the early dot-com internet era of the late 1990s. In 2012, Quepasa changed its corporate name to MeetMe and continued trading on the Nasdaq Stock Market under ticker symbol Nasdaq: MEET. MeetMe subsequently acquired the Skout, if(we), Tagged, and hi5 social networks and internet brands. As of mid 2018, renamed parent company the Meet Group had a market value of about U.S. $300 million.
30 Comments
mcz@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 9d
Thanks for creating content of a religious character.
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 9d
כִי־דֶ֣רֶךְ ל֑וֹ…
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 9d
Thank you for uploading a large filesize content.
Sadly it does not load for me, its just a grey image.
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 9d
It's a man sitting on a toilet with "#NEVERPLOP" to his side.
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 9d
His head is a square with three straight lines, two for eyes and one for mouth. He is naked except for trousers at his ankles. You cannot see it, because it's a bad drawing like every drawing I draw, but he is wearing flip flops. There are the unrecognisable funny symbols to the left of the man's head.
Zwrt@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d
Thank you for providing accessibility comments for your content!
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 9d
Oh, and his hands are two circley squiggles because I cannot draw and drawing hands is hard.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 8d
get a strip of toilet paper laid on the water if you don't want it to plop
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 8d
That is a waste.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 8d
you have a better way?
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 8d
Always on the side.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 8d
aiming with your asshole is much harder though, can't see the target.
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 8d
You have to do it blind, but it only works if the edges are curved or horizontal towards the water hole. Also, if your poop is especially dry and hard, it'd still jump off the edges and plop in… so I suppose you're right, then, but I still like the title of this post, "Always do it on the side. #neverplop", more than "get a strip of toilet paper laid on the water if you don’t want it to plop #neverplop".
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 8d
i mean maybe i might have been able to put it in a catchier way?
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 7d
Try it and we'll have another go at the picture, maybe!
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d
Thank you for creating shitty content! What do those weird symbols in the top left mean??
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 9d
They might be of an extraterrestrial writing system.
qrstuv@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 9d
They'd make a really good prison tattoo!
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 9d
I think it locks you into a very small and much maligned faction, so you should really save before doing it.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 2 pts · 9d
I call him "blokhead poopman"
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d
You can tell this is AI cuz of the hands
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 8d
愛.
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d
How dare ü
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 8d
Geoff Peterson…?!
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d
Yes, it is I, Jeffrey Peterson of Peterson fame
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 8d
Jeffrey Peterson (born October 11, 1972, in Santa Barbara, California) is an American technology entrepreneur and California born millionaire who is considered the pioneer of Hispanic internet in the United States. He is best known as the founder of Quepasa, the first Latin American online community to go public and trade on a stock exchange in the early dot-com internet era of the late 1990s. In 2012, Quepasa changed its corporate name to MeetMe and continued trading on the Nasdaq Stock Market under ticker symbol Nasdaq: MEET. MeetMe subsequently acquired the Skout, if(we), Tagged, and hi5 social networks and internet brands. As of mid 2018, renamed parent company the Meet Group had a market value of about U.S. $300 million.
burgermeister@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 8d
Wow release the Peterson files
kakafarm@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 8d
He's a one armed skeleton robot. There's not much on him to begin with. I should really draw him. I loved to watch that show with Brother.
Kolanaki@pawb.social · 2 pts · 9d
Me when constipated.