Oh haaaaii

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its_kim_love@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 5d

What did Jesus say at the end of the last supper?

Everyone who wants to be in the picture get on this side of the table.

UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 5d (2 replies)

"Hey there Judas, why the long face? Okay, okay, hold that thought. Some Romans are at the door."

iamthetot@piefed.ca · 1 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Didn't Jesus know that Judas would betray him? I don't think he'd be that shocked.

deathmetal27@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3d

Yeah, he says that in a mysterious "one of you will betray me" manner.

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 5d

Ellen?