Oh fuck I thought this was the onion, are they serious? Serious people are involved in the development and sale of a $400 toothbrush that spies on your bathroom activities? Everyone involved should have their hard drives checked.
I tell you, engineers are just unhinged psychotic animals. They'll make anything they never think to ask is it a good idea. They only think to ask if they could not if they should. There's a reason there's a high correlation between brutal dictators and engineers.
"I've got three words for you:
The Dyson Airblade.
Once just a man
Looking at his hands
Thinking, 'I'm gonna make these so fucking dry, you won't believe it.'"
—Getdown Services
20 Comments
DMCMNFIBFFF@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2d
Hopefully it won't be one of those that collects data for big tech.
Screen_Shatter@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 2d
What else does it see when its sitting idle in your bathroom? 😏
yakko@feddit.uk · 11 pts · 2d
Oh but it must. Otherwise you couldn't sell it so cheap! 😀
harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 2d
Can it livestream? I can see a whole wave of new Twitch and OnlyFans categories.
wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1d
Oh baby, you are vibrating so deep in my mouth... oh god that feels so good, ohh, ohhhhhh!~
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frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io · 11 pts · 2d
Oh fuck I thought this was the onion, are they serious? Serious people are involved in the development and sale of a $400 toothbrush that spies on your bathroom activities? Everyone involved should have their hard drives checked.
ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1d
This is the same company that released a $300 fan back when most fans were less than $20, just because it doesn’t chop the air
ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1d
Yet it does, it just adds a bunch of ducting that severely saps the efficiency of the airflow but looks cool.
Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 2d
This was needed by no one ever. You couldn't even give me one free. 420?
ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 2d
I feel like those folks on reddit who buy those tiny cameras to look at/pop the pimples in their ears will be all over this idea
Malica@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1d
You say that but everyone is using that hair dryer that costs thousands
Zedd_Prophecy@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1d
I don't know who everyone is.. I don't know anyone with one
Malica@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 23h
I know several and I don't know many people 🤷 I guess I'm unfortunate in that I'm surrounded by idiots.
Drusas@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1d
This will totally be co-opted by a very niche fetish community.
atomo@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
kokesh@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 2d
I think our civilization is down in the gutter
Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 2d
It could monitor the health of your teeth and gum, but I doubt Dyson will do some good product.
webp@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1d
For "content creators"
atomo@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1d
Does it clean the dirt of "patriotic" tax dodgers' mouths?
njm1314@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 23h
I tell you, engineers are just unhinged psychotic animals. They'll make anything they never think to ask is it a good idea. They only think to ask if they could not if they should. There's a reason there's a high correlation between brutal dictators and engineers.
PapaStevesy@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1d
"I've got three words for you: The Dyson Airblade. Once just a man Looking at his hands Thinking, 'I'm gonna make these so fucking dry, you won't believe it.'" —Getdown Services