Come visit the Burger Reich to play the wheel of contamination

https://www.kiro7.com/news/trending/recall-alert-75k-packages-tofu-recalled-over-ink-contamination/5WMBQGMRMRENBFWUU5QDEBHFBU/

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Hideakikarate@sh.itjust.works · 15 pts · 4d (1 reply)

Welcome to The Jungle, we've got unsafe food. You can eat anything you want, but I promise it won't be good (for you).

inb4_FoundTheVegan@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 4d

All day long this man would toil thus, his whole being centered upon the purpose of making twenty-three instead of twenty-two and a half cents an hour; and then his product would be reckoned up by the census taker, and jubilant captains of industry would boast of it in their banquet halls, telling how our workers are nearly twice as efficient as those of any other country. If we are the greatest nation the sun ever shone upon, it would seem to be mainly because we have been able to goad our wage-earners to this pitch of frenzy.

arandomthought@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 4d

I read that in Cane from the Amazing Digital Circus' voice... Helllllo America!

Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 4d

RFK: If we had less food inspections these contaminations would be discovered less frequently... Biden Biden Biden

PolandIsAStateOfMind@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 4d

Usian Roulette

mushroommunk@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 4d

First they bring in the mystery meat, then they taint the tofu as you try to avoid it. What the hell guys

ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world · 2 pts · 4d

Let me guess, it's not squid ink is it?

Saapas@piefed.zip · 1 pts · 4d (1 reply)

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eldavi@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 4d

don't worry, you can get the gist of the american imperial rot from the headline alone. lol