Donald Trump declares plan to rename Strait of Hormuz the 'Trump Strait'

So that every time it's in the news we can hear about how Iran controls "Trump Straight" and how "Trump Straight" is causing issues for the global economy?

The world renames defecation to Taking a Trump.

So sure of his sexuality that he needs the world to say it.

Naming a volume of flowing water Diaper Don is unable to control after him is oddly appropriate.

Trump's Crack is better.

Day 1 of whoever is next, all previous executive orders are rescinded. Names go back to whatever they were. Day 2 legislation introduced to ban executive orders (or limit to like 1/term) going forward.

Hey, remember how this dude is a predatory pedophile who is actively protecting other predatory pedophiles? Good times.

Is Apple or Google going to change it on their maps first? It is hard to tell because they are both enthusiastically sucking his little mushroom dick.

Pick me!

Reminds of Hitler's car

And what Mexicans did to it:

So just wondering what all these self titled places will turn into one day.

He's at that stage of deluding himself where he thinks just because he says a thing, it happens.

Sure, he can rename it. Nobody else will. And most people will just roll their eyes and think derisively of him until he does the next stupid, cruel, illegal, immature (take your pick) thing, whereupon they'll just roll them again.