small hit, big heist

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ruuster13@lemmy.zip · 40 pts · 4d

if you wanna pull a big heist, you gotta take a small hit

-the iceberg

toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 4d (1 reply)

i'm an old person now who was a young teenager in the mid 90s.

when i was 13 or 14, i got busted for drinking alcohol after spending the day with some buddies. my punishment was twofold: i had my long hair cut short, and my dad called the cable company to block the two music channels that were available at that time - MTV and VH1.

it didn't take long to get over the haircut, but i was determined to figure out how they blocked those channels at our house. perhaps someone with more knowledge about this stuff could chime in, but i found these weird interrupter devices they had attached. they looked like little metal barrels with co-ax connectors. i could remove them, watch MTV (or VH1), and then put them back on and close up the box.

trebach@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 4d

Each channel is on a different frequency band on the coax line for analog cable so the cable guy installed a notch filter for each channel he wanted blocked. Cable is digital now so that method no longer works.

AwesomeLowlander@sh.itjust.works · 18 pts · 4d (3 replies)

Trying to figure out what MS Paint has to do with paper bills in the age of VHS.

BrickEater@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 4d (2 replies)

There was plenty of overlap between the two.

  1. Scan the bill, load it into ms pain, white out the porn, add in a text box, match font and write titanic. Print out new bill, give to dad, burn original.

  2. ?????

  3. Profit.

Akasazh@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3d (1 reply)

Print it on the same paper stock, with a shitty inkjet that can't match the colors?

If that worked dad was probably involved in a gazillion online scams at this point.

BrickEater@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3d

I genuinely think you're over thinking about how closely someone looks at a bill. Especially 20 years ago I doubt anyone was paying attention to the stock weight of the paper, hell even now I doubt most people would. And an inkjet has a decent quality, and I remember having a laser printer still alongside VHS

Wizard_Pope@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 4d

So what? He scanned, edited and reprinted the bill??