“Listen up maggots, because I’m only going to say this once: all the cum in ‘Cock Destroyer’ is 100% real and straight from Oderus Urungus’s mighty testicles,” said Blothar in the band’s official statement. “When Oderus fucked off to parts unknown he left behind his sentient codpiece the Cuttlefish of Cthulu and inside it, a steaming wad of scumdog spunk—enough for 10 music videos!"
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fraksken@infosec.pub · 28 pts · 16h
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 13h
Solid gold quote
dbtng@sh.itjust.works · 17 pts · 1d
GWAR is on tour with Mac Sabbath! Looks like they start in October. Got my ticket already.
https://www.officialmacsabbath.com/#tour-section
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 15h
My son and I saw them when they were in Albuquerque a few months ago. We would be going to see them if they were stopping here again.
zod000@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 13h
I am saddened their tour is coming to my city. I haven't seen them live since Oderus/Brockie died.
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 8h
Blöthar is a solid new frontman.
Hayduke@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 23h
Sexellent
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 12 pts · 23h
Sexcuse me?
Hayduke@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 23h
I’m sexecuting you!
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 23h
Oh-oh! Oh-oh!
Oh-oh! Oh-oh-ohhh...
radiofreebc@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 13h
Their interview with Joan Rivers is AMAZING. A must watch for anyone interested in discovering that you can't judge a book by it's cover.
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 4 pts · 12h
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sWRKlNlRsgI
jaggedrobotpubes@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 8h
Video blocked on YouTube.
Another reason for peertube.
LeftReddit2@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 16h
How am I supposed to pleasure myself to the new GWAR video if the cum is unethically sourced!?
God, we live in a society, gamers. Gamers rise up.
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 13h
Man, give 'em a break. They've been cumming carloads at each show for years. Let 'em have some time off to recharge!
nocturne@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 12h
TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com · 1 pts · 1d
@nocturne 🤣