c/lemmyshitpost · by OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world · 5dOh Shit 679 points · 26 comments · view on lemmy.world
26 Comments
Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works · 75 pts · 5d
Hero updates:
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 5d
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 5d
I always thought it was three seconds.
hOrni@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 5d
Well then good news|
Reumacosimo@feddit.it · 17 pts · 5d
Me too! The three seconds rule is what I based all my life on, for several scenarios you can guess
FishFace@piefed.social · 16 pts · 5d
Fucking and, uh..?
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 5d
memory
FishFace@piefed.social · 14 pts · 5d
Sorry do I know you?
ddplf@szmer.info · 2 pts · 5d
Jeborkling, primarily
FishFace@piefed.social · 3 pts · 5d
Woah, you too?
thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d
working, sleeping, exercising, fishing, singing
wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 5d
If you finish in three seconds, does that mean you can't catch anything?
FishFace@piefed.social · 1 pts · 4d
Duh!
lemmyman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 5d
Five just rolls off the tongue better
Zachariah@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 5d
just think of all the food I’ve wasted
Deebster@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 5d
I thought the five second rule was how long until you could claim a newly-vacated seat.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
That's when it's wet.
richardwallass@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 4d
Look at her, she is
village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 5d
One.. Two.. Five!
hOrni@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 5d
"...if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! I eat it! Yes I do! Even if I'm at a sidewalk cafe. In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year's morning, during a soccer riot!" - George Carlin
thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 3 pts · 5d
I love George Carlin but describing a soccer riot in Calcutta is a special kind of American.
Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 5d
Dunk it in toilet bowl water and it'll be fine.
Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
Wow, I haven't seen this french lady Mélissa Theuriau) for ages. That's my sign to schedule a colonoscopy
blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 5d
I was just thinking the same. I remember when she was everywhere.
richardwallass@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 4d
She will assist the doctor during the process sir
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d
if it's not wet and not got debris or hair, it's probably good for me
taste some real interesting slimes that way too