Oh Shit

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26 Comments

Ypsilenna@sh.itjust.works · 75 pts · 5d

Hero updates:

Bacteria
[Infect] Cast time reduced from 5 to 4 seconds.

Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 45 pts · 5d

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 5d (16 replies)

I always thought it was three seconds.

hOrni@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 5d

Well then good news|

Reumacosimo@feddit.it · 17 pts · 5d (8 replies)

Me too! The three seconds rule is what I based all my life on, for several scenarios you can guess

FishFace@piefed.social · 16 pts · 5d (7 replies)

Fucking and, uh..?

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 5d (1 reply)

memory

FishFace@piefed.social · 14 pts · 5d

Sorry do I know you?

ddplf@szmer.info · 2 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Jeborkling, primarily

FishFace@piefed.social · 3 pts · 5d

Woah, you too?

thethunderwolf@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 1 pts · 5d

working, sleeping, exercising, fishing, singing

wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 5d (1 reply)

If you finish in three seconds, does that mean you can't catch anything?

FishFace@piefed.social · 1 pts · 4d

Duh!

lemmyman@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Five just rolls off the tongue better

Zachariah@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 5d

just think of all the food I’ve wasted

Deebster@infosec.pub · 2 pts · 5d

I thought the five second rule was how long until you could claim a newly-vacated seat.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

That's when it's wet.

richardwallass@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 4d

Look at her, she is

village604@adultswim.fan · 3 pts · 5d

One.. Two.. Five!

hOrni@lemmy.world · 25 pts · 5d (1 reply)

"...if I drop food on the floor, I pick it up and eat it! I eat it! Yes I do! Even if I'm at a sidewalk cafe. In Calcutta! The poor section! On New Year's morning, during a soccer riot!" - George Carlin

thethrilloftime69@feddit.online · 3 pts · 5d

I love George Carlin but describing a soccer riot in Calcutta is a special kind of American.

Souvenir@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 5d

Dunk it in toilet bowl water and it'll be fine.

Bustedknuckles@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Wow, I haven't seen this french lady Mélissa Theuriau) for ages. That's my sign to schedule a colonoscopy

blartcap_@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 5d

I was just thinking the same. I remember when she was everywhere.

richardwallass@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 4d

She will assist the doctor during the process sir

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 5d

if it's not wet and not got debris or hair, it's probably good for me

taste some real interesting slimes that way too