Excel file: my dignity.xlsx

Is bro shooting actual rope? Is he half spider? So many questions.

Won't happen. If a tablespoon of jizz isn't being dissolved by warm water, it ain't jizz, it's some kind of alien infection.

For folks that aren't aware, semen is essentially snot in terms of water percentage. 90ish%.

While the other 10% does include things that make it sticky, that's only at first. It'll loosen up on its own with no intervention needed. While that may not be something you want to wait for it you take a bukakke load to your hair, it means it isn't going to clog a drain. You could dump a gallon of fresh jizz in the shower at once, and as long as they're isn't something already present in the pipes, it would be impossible to clog a regular shower drain.

Now you could cause a temporary clog if there's enough hair and junk already there. But, being real, that isn't the semen causing the clog, it's the clog trapping the semen. You could dump anything reasonably viscous into a hair ball in a drain and it would cause a temporary stoppage. It's the hair that's the problem, not the goo.

All those stories of colleges complaining about it are jokes, memes. But not everyone exposed to one of the fake warnings knows it's fake, so it spreads as an urban myth. If someone in this thread claims to have clogged a shower drain with their jizz, they're fucking with you. It ain't gonna happen.

See, earlier, when I said a tablespoon? That's at the upper end of semen volume. You ever clog a drain by blowing your nose in the shower when you're sick? No, of course not. And if you're sick, you're putting out double or triple the amount of boog than what you pump out of your cock when you cum.

The great thing about what our bodies produce is that it's almost all water soluble. Know why? Because we're mostly water. That means that the default of what our bodies make is water as the main component.

Now, I've never been a shower wanker unless in a strange circumstance. But strange circumstances happen. What happens is that you run some water over it, it rinses away and sliiiiiides across the surface. That's going to continue on down the pipe.

There's absolutely zero way even the entire floor of a dorm is going to jerk off enough to make enough jizz at once to remotely clog anything. Not gonna happen, and even in a home full of teenage boys that decide to make a shower based circle jerk happen, that's way less jizz at once than it would take.

What the fuck? That's not how that works.

Yep. I did it when I was a kid. My dad yelled at me after the plumber left.

I still did it, but I cleaned up after myself, instead of washing it down the drain. You live, you learn.

I hate that you’re right.

I mean, only because this is all made up and none of it happened so we can invent any plot twist we like, but you’re right.

Semen wouldn't clog the shower. Anyone who thinks it would hasn't seen semen