c/comicstrips · by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 5dCool Squirrel 496 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world
27 Comments
T4V0@lemmy.world · 132 pts · 5d
Usually?
The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 5d
Nobody's perfect
EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d
Snowbunny's perfect
W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 5d
Pobody’s nerfect!
sydd@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 5d
Usually.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 5d
He's not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he's drunk and it's right there on a stripper's ass crack he's not going to just pass on principles.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 5 pts · 5d
How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?
pootzapie@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 5d
PRACTICE!
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 2 pts · 5d
I’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 5d
Guess I was thinking coke. Been a hot minute since I smoked crack. I usually don't smoke it.
metallic_substance@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 5d
That's basically the entire joke here
Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 5d
Unlike your mother, who's basically the entire joke everywhere
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 17 pts · 5d
She’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.
boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 5d
almost_genocide@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
Yeah but then this commenter said the punchline as a question and it added a whole new layer.
DerEnder@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 5d
Crack? No.
Bong? Yes.
You have to draw a line somewhere. Sometimes.
Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d
Crack is aight. So I get why cool Squirrel doesn't always say no.
Ramsesder13te@feddit.org · 3 pts · 5d
Only on special occasions.
a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d
He said he is good. Not a fiend. It's like a candy bar or something. Sornnwwnt them all the time. Soeejwsudwn
sbbq@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 5d
I really like the "usually" in this.
slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 5d
Usually
jackal@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 5d
NNUT TO CRACK
ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 5d
NACORN
ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 5d
Crack pipes are straight, they're smoking meth.
zabadoh@ani.social · 8 pts · 5d
Crack is for special occasions.
Please use responsibly /s
FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 5d
Frequently declines booger sugar.
craftrabbit@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 5d
Since when does beetlemoses make havanja comics?