Cool Squirrel

496 points · 27 comments · view on lemmy.world

27 Comments

T4V0@lemmy.world · 132 pts · 5d (18 replies)

Usually?

The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world · 101 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Nobody's perfect

EntheoNaut@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 5d (1 reply)

Snowbunny's perfect

W98BSoD@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 5d

Pobody’s nerfect!

sydd@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 5d

Usually.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 23 pts · 5d (4 replies)

He's not an idiot. If the purity is good or if he's drunk and it's right there on a stripper's ass crack he's not going to just pass on principles.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 5 pts · 5d (3 replies)

How the fuck do you smoke crack out of a stripper crack?

pootzapie@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 5d (1 reply)

PRACTICE!

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 2 pts · 5d

I’m here with a stripper, a massive crack rock and a blowtorch and the only thing that’s happening is me having to pay her a bunch more money.

Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 5d

Guess I was thinking coke. Been a hot minute since I smoked crack. I usually don't smoke it.

metallic_substance@lemmy.world · 21 pts · 5d (4 replies)

That's basically the entire joke here

Plastic_Ramses@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 5d (2 replies)

Unlike your mother, who's basically the entire joke everywhere

SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 17 pts · 5d

She’s so slow it took her nine months to make a joke.

boobookittyfrick@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 5d

almost_genocide@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

Yeah but then this commenter said the punchline as a question and it added a whole new layer.

DerEnder@lemmus.org · 9 pts · 5d

Crack? No.

Bong? Yes.

You have to draw a line somewhere. Sometimes.

Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 5d

Crack is aight. So I get why cool Squirrel doesn't always say no.

Ramsesder13te@feddit.org · 3 pts · 5d

Only on special occasions.

a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 5d

He said he is good. Not a fiend. It's like a candy bar or something. Sornnwwnt them all the time. Soeejwsudwn

sbbq@lemmy.zip · 39 pts · 5d

I really like the "usually" in this.

slacktoid@lemmy.ml · 28 pts · 5d

Usually

jackal@feddit.uk · 14 pts · 5d (1 reply)

NNUT TO CRACK

ToastedCoconuts@piefed.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 5d

NACORN

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 13 pts · 5d

Crack pipes are straight, they're smoking meth.

zabadoh@ani.social · 8 pts · 5d

Crack is for special occasions.

Please use responsibly /s

FrowingFostek@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 5d

Frequently declines booger sugar.

craftrabbit@lemmy.zip · 0 pts · 5d

Since when does beetlemoses make havanja comics?