Smart underwear tracking flatulence may give new clues about digestive health
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/09/04/health/smart-underwear-fart-tracking-flatulence-wellness
https://edition.cnn.com/2026/09/04/health/smart-underwear-fart-tracking-flatulence-wellness
22 Comments
BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works · 48 pts · 7d
I don't need my underwear to tell me that I shouldn't be consuming dairy. My wife rolling down the car window and sticking her head out is all I need.
SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.social · 24 pts · 7d
That’s why you can disable the windows from the drivers side.
I call it the fart switch.
HobbitFoot@thelemmy.club · 6 pts · 7d
Give them air! You got what you wanted!
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 6d
Checks out
Deme@sopuli.xyz · 37 pts · 7d
Imagine the opportunities for marketing and insurance analytics that we and our 758 partners could do with that data once these become normalized...
Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 7d
I'll wear shirts as underwear before this junk... corporate logo facing inwards of course. these companies deserve nothing but the best I can make.
matt1126@feddit.uk · 3 pts · 6d
I’ll learn to make my own.
aarch0x40@piefed.social · 3 pts · 7d
This is an inroads to designer farts. 💨 💨 💨
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 7d
New Glade Aszpouri scents just dropped!
nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de · 1 pts · 6d
$1000 per injection available exclusively from Bozo Nordisk.
postmateDumbass@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d
The environmental benefits!
All that methane can be ignited and burned at the source!
bitteroldcoot@piefed.social · 16 pts · 7d
Dude, I don’t need a clue, I have ibs. Trust me, there is no mystery to be solved here.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 7d
Someone just said that out loud, on purpose, with no hint of irony or sarcasm.
Hupf@feddit.org · 3 pts · 6d
Look at Ms. Smartypanties over there?
nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 7d
This is something for Diaper Donnie, and the readings should be public info (readable via api) by law.
huppakee@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 7d
Don't we already know whats going on there? Could be just me, but i dont want more details.
Apeman42@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 7d
Smart Pipe Inc. is a registered sex offender.
AXH@lemmy.zip · 5 pts · 7d
Immediately what came to mind, classic Infomercial
dis_honestfamiliar@lemmy.sdf.org · 7 pts · 7d
Not enough fiber you say. I thought French fries, being a vegetable, would have plenty of fiber.
slaacaa@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 6d
Can I sync it with the smart toilet that takes photos of my shit? Otherwise I’m not interested
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler /s :::
ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 6d
Lady holding in a fart [OP pictured]
Ladies playing the trumpet irl
finallymadeanaccount@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 6d
Just read this headline to my mother and she said, "Give a pair to Trump!"
We might get some insights into exactly what's wrong with the bastard.