Credibly accused of being illegally smol

The additional feliney charge of catnip possession was later reduced to a meowsdemeanor in a deal with the purrosecutor.

Enjoying a succulent Chinese meal

Guilty as charged. Sentenced to scritches and kisses. Sentence to be served concurrently.

Illegal possession of cuteness in excess, open smolness, felony ekekek-ing at birds, and illegal distribution of toe beans. Better call smol 😍

War crimes in Kosovo

Creating nuclear codes