Oh no! Think of all the unproductivity (people being happy) and the devestating impact (not being able to exploit people for your own financial gain) that would cause!
I'm a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.
10 Comments
TheAgeOfSuperboredom@lemmy.ca · 46 pts · 2d
Oh no! My precious productivity. How will I ever afford my fifth super yacht?
yxc999@lemmy.ml · 25 pts · 2d
Oh no! Think of all the unproductivity (people being happy) and the devestating impact (not being able to exploit people for your own financial gain) that would cause!
wuphysics87@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2d
I gta you steal them
RockBottom@feddit.org · 13 pts · 2d
Well, on the other hand, ending constant distractions will cause revolution.
DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca · 11 pts · 2d
Oh no! The
slavesunderpaid workers will be using the paid time off we're forced to allow them to have!helix@feddit.org · 7 pts · 2d
They take entire weeks off? Oh my God. Society will collapse.
Daryl76679@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 2d
Reminds me of how the World Cup causes a contraction in some countries’ GDP due to a lose of productivity
TheOriginalMattman@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 2d
I'm a 46 year old manager in a company that trades €25m per year and I have already told my boss not to expect my presence for at least a week when this comes out.
Voidish@lemmy.ml · 1 pts · 12h
Have fun, drink water.
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 2d
no time for consuming slop! only spend!