witchcraft tips!

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12 Comments

Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 6d (4 replies)

Can I substitute a steamroller?

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 6d (3 replies)

Only if you're a vampire with time stopping powers

Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 6d (1 reply)

That leaves me out. I'm just an archer that shoots kitchen utensils.

SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d

Well then go back to moping in your reality marble. There should still be a vaguely sword-shaped hunk of rock in there that's pretty good at splatting people.

HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d

what if i'm a wolfman with surfing powers?

FluidBeef@quokk.au · 6 pts · 5d

Life hack: if you run someone with your car you get points on your license instead of jail time.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 6d

Thought this was the fuckcars com.

No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 4 pts · 5d

Sounds like a curse charles le sorcier would use

Chuck the wizard uses shotgun

Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net · 3 pts · 5d

hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 5d

Eh, modern witchcraft, huh?

I do it like the old ways demand. Shove 'em down some stairs.

psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 5d

When the Black Mage cast Car you better have Insurance casted beforehand.

Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 5d

You can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.