c/memes · by PIZNAYKO@lemmy.world · 6dwitchcraft tips! 325 points · 12 comments · view on lemmy.world
12 Comments
Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 22 pts · 6d
Can I substitute a steamroller?
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 6d
Only if you're a vampire with time stopping powers
Alatarius@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 6d
That leaves me out. I'm just an archer that shoots kitchen utensils.
SkybreakerEngineer@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d
Well then go back to moping in your reality marble. There should still be a vaguely sword-shaped hunk of rock in there that's pretty good at splatting people.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 5d
what if i'm a wolfman with surfing powers?
FluidBeef@quokk.au · 6 pts · 5d
Life hack: if you run someone with your car you get points on your license instead of jail time.
jaybone@lemmy.zip · 6 pts · 6d
Thought this was the fuckcars com.
No_Money_Just_Change@feddit.org · 4 pts · 5d
Sounds like a curse charles le sorcier would use
Raccoon_Rick@altgag.net · 3 pts · 5d
hansolo@lemmy.today · 2 pts · 5d
Eh, modern witchcraft, huh?
I do it like the old ways demand. Shove 'em down some stairs.
psx_crab@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 5d
When the Black Mage cast Car you better have Insurance casted beforehand.
Etterra@discuss.online · 2 pts · 5d
You can sub the car out with a high window or cliff if you take the right Metamagic Feat.