buffalo buffalo shitpost in the wild

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15 Comments

OldChicoAle@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 10d (7 replies)

Buffalo eat a lot of fiber right? I imagine their poop is fairly neat like a horse's.

jaybone@lemmy.zip · 20 pts · 10d (5 replies)

Horse poop is neat.

But would you flush it down a toilet?

Maybe that of Lil Sebastian. Since it was small and perfect just like him.

SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 10d (1 reply)

No way, that shit's good as gold for fertilizer

i dont think gold is a good fertilizer

No but I think the analogy should relate to explosive diarrhea because I assumed that's what happened.

Cows eat a lot of grass. They shit like a cement mixer.

Best buffalo shitpost.

Just keep an emergency poop knife.

Would have been a funnier joke if the bottom sentence was written in a different handwriting.

gastroglizzy@piefed.social · -13 pts · 10d (3 replies)

IBS is a serious issue affecting millions of people. Whoever wrote this sign is ableist.

Telodzrum@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 10d (1 reply)

Nah, just because you have a condition doesn’t mean that society has to pretend living in your miasma is acceptable.

If it impacts me personally, then I'll direct my anger at the person who needs health care. Simply see a doctor!

I'm about to seriously affect your bathroom