c/theonion · by CombatWombat@feddit.online · 12d

Google Maps Shrugs, Renames Lake Union to Lake Confederacy

https://theneedling.com/2026/09/08/google-maps-shrugs-renames-lake-union-to-lake-confederacy/

With a listless sigh and helpless shrug, today multi-trillion-dollar Alphabet subsidiary Google Maps pre-emptively bent over and renamed Seattle’s Lake Union to Lake Confederacy.

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sigmaklimgrindset@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 12d (1 reply)

I ate the onion 🥲

Ghoelian@piefed.social · 8 pts · 12d

Same, forgot i was browsing all lmao

A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip · 14 pts · 12d

Nice. Almost every sentence of the short article diametrically opposes truth, but it can all be summed up with this one:

Google executives say their hands are tied whenever President Donald Trump asks for a map name change.

WhatAmLemmy@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 12d

Google strokes the shaft, while Apple cups the balls, and Meta licks the taint. Pedo-Hitler quips that he received better head from a pack of 8 year olds, before murdering them for sport. The broligarchy donates millions as tribute.